dang, what are my people doing now?

ok, so the male human pointed out to me that i haven't blogged in like a year. helloooo?!? it's not a year. it's like 11 months. i've been busy adjusting to my new american lifestyle.

it's hard when you have so much yard to watch over. did you know one of my rabbits just hopped right past me this morning? that beeyotch snuck right by because i am so tired from all of the ball playing. everything is bigger in this texass place. there is more grass in the park outside my door than in my last house in that cold place. which, by the way i am not missing at all.

oh yeah, the humans are going there tomorrow. they keep trying to drop hints, but i know what they're up to. good riddance, i say. that lady who comes and hangs out with me is pretty cool. she feeds me cheeseburgers from some place called "sonzik" or something like that. it's good. sometimes she gives me something called "biskit" or maybe "briskit". well, whatever it is, it is good. and she tells me that i can play ball all i want. and go outside. kind of like grandma only younger.

ha ha ha humans. go to that cold place. i am here in your big house with soft couches and rugs and plenty of places to play ball. you go right back to that icy crap. i'm staying here in texass. i don't care what anyone says about rednecks and heat, it's nice here.