my people suck

i have no idea what's going on in my house. my people seem to never be home. well, let me rephrase that. my female human is never home. and she's always really tired. i'm guessing she's working too much.

i know you're wondering why i haven't written in a long time but hey, a girl needs her rest and relaxation. it's tough playing so much ball. besides it's been raining and you know how i feel about that.

oh wait, maybe you don't know. i hate rain because i hate being wet. it's cold and it makes the ground squishy. and it gets into my eyes. sure, my people bring umbrellas when they walk me, but i know it's really for them.

rainy days are really only good for one thing: sleeping. come to think of it, most days are really good for sleeping. and playing ball. and eating.

anyway, so my humans have been running in and out of the house all week. the male human keeps coming home, changing into a suit, taking me for a walk and leaving. the female human is just grumpy. but last night she too came home, fed me, played ball, took me for a walk and left. weird.

hopefully things go back to normal soon.

my people noticed that one of my folds is looking a bit red. if they just left it alone, it would be fine. but no, they of course, called the vet. at least the vet tech told them to just watch it. i hope they just leave it alone. i think they worry about every little thing way too much.

did you know that i'm getting close to my 10th birthday. that's 70 people years. i still don't feel a day over 40 and frankly i look damn good for my age. all my dog friends say so.

anyway, nap time calls. hopefully the female human leaves soon and i can slumber in peace and quiet.